pseudosoldier's Articles In Humor
July 13, 2004 by pseudosoldier
From The Economist, June 12th-18th 2004 (pg. 55): A leapfrog appeal is an interesting bit of the English legal system: in a case of sufficient public importance, the appeal may go straight from the High Court to the House of Lords, bypassing the Court of Appeal. For those familiar with the children's game of leapfrog, it's a useful metaphor. But how to translate it? The game of leapfrog is Bockspringen in German (literally deer-jumping), saute-mouton in French (sheep-jump). There a...
July 13, 2004 by pseudosoldier
From The Economist, June 12th-18th 2004 (pg. 55): A leapfrog appeal is an interesting bit of the English legal system: in a case of sufficient public importance, the appeal may go straight from the High Court to the House of Lords, bypassing the Court of Appeal. For those familiar with the children's game of leapfrog, it's a useful metaphor. But how to translate it? The game of leapfrog is Bockspringen in German (literally deer-jumping), saute-mouton in French (sheep-jump). There a...
August 16, 2004 by pseudosoldier
This was sent to me quite awhile ago, and I've just now uploaded it. Pretty accurate, though. (They didn't mention the key is to meet girls while you're in training .) Edit: Sorry it's so small... hmm. I'll work on that. Until then, the transcript: 1: So, what've you been learning in spook school lately, dude? 2: Arabic. 1: Arabic? What for? 2: So I can tell what the word on the street is. 1: The street? What street? 2: The Arab street -- the pulse of popular sentiment in...
August 16, 2004 by pseudosoldier
This was sent to me quite awhile ago, and I've just now uploaded it. Pretty accurate, though. (They didn't mention the key is to meet girls while you're in training .) Edit: Sorry it's so small... hmm. I'll work on that. Until then, the transcript: 1: So, what've you been learning in spook school lately, dude? 2: Arabic. 1: Arabic? What for? 2: So I can tell what the word on the street is. 1: The street? What street? 2: The Arab street -- the pulse of popular sentiment in...
March 18, 2006 by pseudosoldier
This just struck me, as I contemplated the AA batteries I purchased in bulk at Toys'R'us, and the Hot Wheels racetrack that takes 4 D batteries. Is there anything besides batteries and breasts that are measured with this system? And what would a double D battery look like, anyway? I'm not sure, but I'm sure I'd like to have a pair.
March 18, 2006 by pseudosoldier
This just struck me, as I contemplated the AA batteries I purchased in bulk at Toys'R'us, and the Hot Wheels racetrack that takes 4 D batteries. Is there anything besides batteries and breasts that are measured with this system? And what would a double D battery look like, anyway? I'm not sure, but I'm sure I'd like to have a pair.
December 4, 2005 by pseudosoldier
Fluff, but fun fluff. Link http://www.moxiegrrrl.com/2005/08/military-rules.html Comes recommended by SPC Whitebread. Where he got the link from, he didn't say. (He likes Rules #4, 7 and 13 under "Marines". I'm partial to the Rangers rules; it seems to match what some old soldiers I knew would talk about.)
December 4, 2005 by pseudosoldier
Fluff, but fun fluff. Link http://www.moxiegrrrl.com/2005/08/military-rules.html Comes recommended by SPC Whitebread. Where he got the link from, he didn't say. (He likes Rules #4, 7 and 13 under "Marines". I'm partial to the Rangers rules; it seems to match what some old soldiers I knew would talk about.)
August 7, 2005 by pseudosoldier
For those who missed the proper explanations of "Who is Xorn?", and "What happened when Jean came back from the dead (again)?". Xorneto: Link Phoenix: Link Also, a summary of the first issue of "House of M": Link Just click on "WATCH THIS MOVIE!". Simple as that, and enjoyable as well. Bonus: A little Star Wars bit Link since I showed a couple of special guys Episode IV for the first time tonight.
August 7, 2005 by pseudosoldier
For those who missed the proper explanations of "Who is Xorn?", and "What happened when Jean came back from the dead (again)?". Xorneto: Link Phoenix: Link Also, a summary of the first issue of "House of M": Link Just click on "WATCH THIS MOVIE!". Simple as that, and enjoyable as well. Bonus: A little Star Wars bit Link since I showed a couple of special guys Episode IV for the first time tonight.
February 23, 2005 by pseudosoldier
Background: greywar has some apartment sitters lined up while he's out of country. One has moved in already, the other is going to move in soon. The one who hasn't moved in stopped by this weekend to check the place out. The encounter, paraphrased: "So, this is the apartment, huh? Okay. Say, I sure am thirsty. I wonder what's in grey's fridge." "Two things to drink: Franzia box wine and a bottle of Old Crow." Yeah, that's grey's fridge alright.
February 23, 2005 by pseudosoldier
Background: greywar has some apartment sitters lined up while he's out of country. One has moved in already, the other is going to move in soon. The one who hasn't moved in stopped by this weekend to check the place out. The encounter, paraphrased: "So, this is the apartment, huh? Okay. Say, I sure am thirsty. I wonder what's in grey's fridge." "Two things to drink: Franzia box wine and a bottle of Old Crow." Yeah, that's grey's fridge alright.
May 27, 2007 by pseudosoldier
Full disclaimer: If you will be offended by something that makes light of people with terminal illnesses, who are on life support, or are otherwise suffering due to severe illness DO NOT READ FURTHER. Also, don't preach to me about it, 'kay? I understand this is a sensitive area for some; it's why some units don't allow this cadence to be sung. (Still very popular amongst Marines and other macho types.) My girl's a vegetable She lives in a hospital And I would do anything To ...
May 27, 2007 by pseudosoldier
Full disclaimer: If you will be offended by something that makes light of people with terminal illnesses, who are on life support, or are otherwise suffering due to severe illness DO NOT READ FURTHER. Also, don't preach to me about it, 'kay? I understand this is a sensitive area for some; it's why some units don't allow this cadence to be sung. (Still very popular amongst Marines and other macho types.) My girl's a vegetable She lives in a hospital And I would do anything To ...
May 23, 2007 by pseudosoldier
In honor of today's Air Force Wing Run: A is for Army R is for Army M is for Army Y is for Army Army Army Army Army Army Army I love my shorts 'cause they say Army I love my shirt 'cause it says Army I love my wife 'cause she's in the Army I love you 'cause you're in the Army I love the Army 'cause the Army's in the Army