pseudosoldier's Articles In Humor
May 27, 2007 by pseudosoldier
Full disclaimer: If you will be offended by something that makes light of people with terminal illnesses, who are on life support, or are otherwise suffering due to severe illness DO NOT READ FURTHER. Also, don't preach to me about it, 'kay? I understand this is a sensitive area for some; it's why some units don't allow this cadence to be sung. (Still very popular amongst Marines and other macho types.) My girl's a vegetable She lives in a hospital And I would do anything To ...
May 27, 2007 by pseudosoldier
Full disclaimer: If you will be offended by something that makes light of people with terminal illnesses, who are on life support, or are otherwise suffering due to severe illness DO NOT READ FURTHER. Also, don't preach to me about it, 'kay? I understand this is a sensitive area for some; it's why some units don't allow this cadence to be sung. (Still very popular amongst Marines and other macho types.) My girl's a vegetable She lives in a hospital And I would do anything To ...
May 23, 2007 by pseudosoldier
In honor of today's Air Force Wing Run: A is for Army R is for Army M is for Army Y is for Army Army Army Army Army Army Army I love my shorts 'cause they say Army I love my shirt 'cause it says Army I love my wife 'cause she's in the Army I love you 'cause you're in the Army I love the Army 'cause the Army's in the Army
May 23, 2007 by pseudosoldier
In honor of today's Air Force Wing Run: A is for Army R is for Army M is for Army Y is for Army Army Army Army Army Army Army I love my shorts 'cause they say Army I love my shirt 'cause it says Army I love my wife 'cause she's in the Army I love you 'cause you're in the Army I love the Army 'cause the Army's in the Army
December 9, 2006 by pseudosoldier
Student: Do you think Colonel Gaddafi suffers from some paranoia issues? Instructor: No, I imagine he quite enjoys them.
December 9, 2006 by pseudosoldier
Student: Do you think Colonel Gaddafi suffers from some paranoia issues? Instructor: No, I imagine he quite enjoys them.
June 26, 2006 by pseudosoldier
During the American Civil War, the Union made use of both tranposition and substitution ciphers for military messaging. The Confederacy had problems stringing anything together; the feds would have their attempts cracked within a day. Johnny Reb was terrible at cryptanalysis as well. They were so desperate, they took to publishing some enciphered Union messages in the local newspapers, hoping that anyone could help them figure out the codes. (Pointed out by an online friend,) the Conf...
June 26, 2006 by pseudosoldier
During the American Civil War, the Union made use of both tranposition and substitution ciphers for military messaging. The Confederacy had problems stringing anything together; the feds would have their attempts cracked within a day. Johnny Reb was terrible at cryptanalysis as well. They were so desperate, they took to publishing some enciphered Union messages in the local newspapers, hoping that anyone could help them figure out the codes. (Pointed out by an online friend,) the Conf...
March 18, 2006 by pseudosoldier
This just struck me, as I contemplated the AA batteries I purchased in bulk at Toys'R'us, and the Hot Wheels racetrack that takes 4 D batteries. Is there anything besides batteries and breasts that are measured with this system? And what would a double D battery look like, anyway? I'm not sure, but I'm sure I'd like to have a pair.
March 18, 2006 by pseudosoldier
This just struck me, as I contemplated the AA batteries I purchased in bulk at Toys'R'us, and the Hot Wheels racetrack that takes 4 D batteries. Is there anything besides batteries and breasts that are measured with this system? And what would a double D battery look like, anyway? I'm not sure, but I'm sure I'd like to have a pair.
December 4, 2005 by pseudosoldier
Fluff, but fun fluff. Link http://www.moxiegrrrl.com/2005/08/military-rules.html Comes recommended by SPC Whitebread. Where he got the link from, he didn't say. (He likes Rules #4, 7 and 13 under "Marines". I'm partial to the Rangers rules; it seems to match what some old soldiers I knew would talk about.)
December 4, 2005 by pseudosoldier
Fluff, but fun fluff. Link http://www.moxiegrrrl.com/2005/08/military-rules.html Comes recommended by SPC Whitebread. Where he got the link from, he didn't say. (He likes Rules #4, 7 and 13 under "Marines". I'm partial to the Rangers rules; it seems to match what some old soldiers I knew would talk about.)
October 10, 2005 by pseudosoldier
In fact, it may endanger my growing spirituality and faith. It certainly won't impress people that I'm trying to convince that I'm sincere. But he is f'n Metal, you know? And so is the shirt! Link
October 10, 2005 by pseudosoldier
In fact, it may endanger my growing spirituality and faith. It certainly won't impress people that I'm trying to convince that I'm sincere. But he is f'n Metal, you know? And so is the shirt! Link
August 7, 2005 by pseudosoldier
For those who missed the proper explanations of "Who is Xorn?", and "What happened when Jean came back from the dead (again)?". Xorneto: Link Phoenix: Link Also, a summary of the first issue of "House of M": Link Just click on "WATCH THIS MOVIE!". Simple as that, and enjoyable as well. Bonus: A little Star Wars bit Link since I showed a couple of special guys Episode IV for the first time tonight.