My nameless concoction (any suggestions?):
one part citrus flavored vodka of your choice (I used to use Absolut Citron, but that's a bit too high end for the liquor store I found up here)
two parts Sunny Delight
two parts Mountain Dew
This is actually too heavy on Dew and too light on Sunny D, but my lowered tolerance says it's the right amount of vodka. Used to drink this (heavily) back in college, coincidentally in the year I had my academic drop and was booted from the Army ROTC. Cheers.