something that happened while waiting to watch...
Fiction?:
Man: Here, son, hold this dollar. When the waitress comes back and gives us our food, give her the dollar as a tip.
Son: What's a tip?
Man: In some service industries, it's customary to provide extra monies to the service personnel as a tip, or gratuity. This is generally seen as a reward for better than average service, although it has mostly devolved into an entitlement.
Meanwhile, the boy has been spinning around, holding the dollar and looking at it, until dizzy.
Man: Did I lose you at "customary" or "service industries?"
Son: (stops spinning, points to Illuminati symbol) What's that, Dad?
Man: What is that, son?
Son: It's a pyramid!
Man: Yes, and do you see that on top?
Son: What is that, Dad?
Man: That's the all-seeing eye.
Son: What does it do?
Man: Well, it watches.
Son: What does it watch?
Man: Everything.
The son pauses, his brow furrowing.
Man: Don't worry, son, they haven't gotten me yet.
The waitress returns, and the boy passes the buck.
Son: And if you have a "V" upside-down, that's for Atlantis!