Life on the block... on post
Published on August 9, 2004 By pseudosoldier In Home Improvement
I live near the end of a cul-de-sac in on post housing. Unlike my battle buddy SGT Monobrow, who lives in the middle of a village along a well-traveled road, we get no through traffic. While he is hounded two days after mowing his lawn for it being too long, I had gone a couple of months while my wife was gone without touching the damn thing. Burnt brown Texas stubble was all I was left with, and no one cared. While SGT MB has to deal with people reporting him for leaving his newspaper on his stoop past noon, there is some trash in the road on my street 24/7. If it's not trash, it's children, or children's toys. Or that basketball hoop, which belongs to the guy who's supposed to enforce post regulations, and it's sitting out there in open defiance of those same regs. I turn onto my road going 20, the posted speed limit, and have to brake and play "dodge 'em" with kids who glare at me because I'm interrupting their "playing in traffic" time.
We've had some "parties" on this street. There's the house at the very end that, no matter who is living there, seems to attract drunk white trash infantrymen. I've only had to call the MPs on them once, however. There's the "neighbor" diagonal across the street from us, who seemed to turn her half of the duplex into an R&B/Hip Hop club last weekend. Called the MPs on that one, too, after I went over to let them know they were too loud. And drunk in public. In the middle of the street. And I only received attitude. We're still not sure how their duplex-mate didn't call the MPs, what with her kids trying to sleep. We suspect she felt intimidated because her husband is deployed. Or so we speculate. We haven't actually talked to anyone. We've lived here for nearly 3 years, now.
Tonight, I had to walk down the street, 3 duplexes down on the opposite side, to ask a man to turn down the stereo in his car, at 2220 (10:30 PM for the civvies). He was just... sitting in his van. With the doors open. Listening to some music. I could hear the bass inside my house.
On the bright side, he turned it down.

I really can't reccommend living on-post. Theoretically, they have good response time and fix things the first time you call them. Theoretically, you are housed amongst your peers, professional military types.
Realistically, these are people who can't get by outside of the service. Couldn't find apartments on their own (or stay in them once they got them). And have no interest in finding a better place to live.

I'm tired, I've rambled. I'm down, so I'm down on the situation. But I wouldn't be that happy about it at a peak time, either.

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on Aug 09, 2004
Sorry about the annoying neighbors. Unfortunatly in rental housing it doesn't get any better. You still get the neigbors across the hall that think it is okay to pump the bass at 3 am on a weekday.

I guess there are rude people everywhe!
on Aug 10, 2004
You just gave a pretty good description of my on post neighborhood. And there are over 10,000 soldiers deployed from my base, but somehow everyone on my street (except my husband, of course) is still here. Blech.
on Aug 10, 2004
And here I was, under the impression that being part of the military granted access to high-calibre weaonry, as well as the privilege of its use. tsk. And all I want to do is blow away the local crack-dealer who's selling to the kids across the street. Go kill your annoying neighbours. It's quick, cost-effective, and will no doubt serve as a highly efficient deterrent.

~~DivasRule~~
on Aug 10, 2004
Reason No.1 why this military person will never live on post. Economy is the way to go. No one ever bothers you on the economy. And, although there are military people in the same apartment complex that I live in, we NEVER talk. Its great.
on Aug 10, 2004
Schofield was a decent place to live. We had the newest housing on base and it was pretty well kept up. We had some repeat offenders with noise, but it was always easily and quickly dealt with. We thought about moving out, but for a long time we only had one car and my wife worked in Honolulu, so it was easy for me to either carpool or bike to work from only a few miles away.

Here in Monterey, we live in a neighborhood populated almost entirely by NCO's. Mostly SSG and up. They segregate the housing based on rank, so there is little chance of a PSG or MLI sharing a unit with one of their own Soldiers/students. We are still toying witht he idea of moving out, though. BAH is insane here and we'd be able to pocket some cash. I'd just like to have my pay straightened out before moving.

I do like the idea of going home and taking off the uniform and not having to deal with military matters in my back yard or front street. The biggest benefit to living in military housing is having gate guards. And even that's not foolproof (especially someplace like Ord, where there are no gates).
on Aug 10, 2004
We are also in the nice housing at Schofield (thank God!), and the RAO comes by often to ticket offenders (such as myself - who knew not rolling up the waterhose was a ticketable offense?) but my neighbors are insane.

We've got cars parked on the street instead of the garage, Tim McGraw (or sometimes J Kwon) blaring from 7 am to 2 am, basketball goals sitting outside of every other house, drunk wives line dancing in the streets, babies doing donuts in their powerwheels in other people's yards . . . and that's just for starters.

And I live across the street from a SSG who is an MP!

But they've all been here longer than me, and if I can outlast them then ha! I'll get new, nicer neighbors. (Or at least that's what I tell myself!) As much as I complain, though, I like living on the base for reasons understood only to God and myself.
on Aug 10, 2004

And I live across the street from a SSG who is an MP!


I'm married to a Tsgt select who's an SF investigator, and we still take crap! We have the dude who can't drive down the street with his stereo at anything less than window-rattling volume (he's the one who likes to warm his car up at 0400 on winter mornings...complete with stereo accompaniment).  We have the stupid girls who started a 'gang' - there are grown women, just so you know - and who 'tagged' their vehicles with their gang initials.  That stunt got one of them kicked out of military housing and the remaining two are on thin ice. We have the resident whore, the single mom who has a different boyfriend every week.  We have the lackadasical mom who lets her 5 year old wander the street at midnight and who is more interested in getting breast implants so she'll make more at the titty bar than parenting her kids. 


I think that every street on every military installation has that 'one house' ... the one who's occupants turn it into a nightclub on the weekends.  Our's belongs to the resident whore.  The club on base has been complaining that business has been slow recently...it's because everyone is at her house!


The thing is, when I complain to any of them they look at me like my hair's on fire.  Like I'm encroaching on their civil rights because I ask them to turn it down at 2am, or to keep their kids out of my garage and out of my boxes. 


I'm so glad we're moving next week.....

on Aug 10, 2004
We are also in the nice housing at Schofield


That's good. The old stuff there is pure crap.

Tim McGraw (or sometimes J Kwon) blaring from 7 am to 2 am,


We had that on an occasional Friday or Saturday night, but they were almost always good about turning it down on request.

I guess I got a little more lucky. We lived right up the street from the golf course club house (Davis St). We did have someone that wasn't very nice living next to us when we first got there but she left after a few months and our new neighbors were awesome. He was in one of the infantry bns and was a great guy. His wife and mine got along very well and often did stuff together. They were a big help when I went to Korea.
on Aug 10, 2004
Now that I am off base I can say that it would be hard to go back. But I remember with fondness being able to crank my AC and not having to worry about the electric bill. Every month in the Texas summer I think that the bill cannot get any higher and it does. Also it was nice that hubby's work was only minutes away and if I really needed him he could be home in 5 minutes. Now its an hour. So there's good with the bad. I know that bad things still happen on base but I always felt much safer when my husband was on det. or deployed when we lived on base. I lived in a "gated community" - lol!
on Aug 10, 2004
Obviously this is off topic, but I thought maybe you might find it interesting to know that they will be turning the golf course into housing. It's all part of the magical privatization (sp?) plan that will solve all of our housing problems and comes complete with a repair man with a giant Playboy bunny tattooed on his neck! Excited yet?
on Aug 10, 2004
To paraphrase Churchill....never....never......never.....never....never...live on post. Meh.

Why don't you get a house in Cove? It's run by draconian Nazi cops......but very quiet.

P.S. to chiprj, yes there's no gate guards, but Fort Ord too is quiet outside of the occasional murder while I was there for korean....and most of those were military folk anyways....although I can understand that too, depending on the language you're there for...
on Aug 11, 2004
P.S. to chiprj, yes there's no gate guards, but Fort Ord too is quiet outside of the occasional murder while I was there for korean....and most of those were military folk anyways....although I can understand that too, depending on the language you're there for...


It is quiet here and it helps to have the police station within a minutes walk. They cruise through quite a bit. But, I've always felt that gate guards were one of the biggest factors that made on post housing attractive in the least.

they will be turning the golf course into housing


I knew there was a reason I never took up golf! That's actually too bad, though. That was a decent course by all accounts...
on Aug 12, 2004
Is the one at the end of the street the crackwhore that we had to tell couldn't use our phone b/c the bank isn't open at this hour of the night (11 pm) ?!!?!? remember that crazy bitch?!?!
on Aug 12, 2004
Yar. But, no. She's long gone, and had lived next door. I'm talking about the duplex next to that.

I think we've outlasted everyone on the street besides the "Block Captain," the guy who's supposed to be in charge of enforcing the rules. Additionally, I've nearly outlasted everyone at the unit as well...
on Aug 12, 2004
These are the reasons I will never live in housing again, even if my kids move down with me.
At Ft Campbell we had the wild animal 6 year old up in a tree peeing on other kids.
Momma whupped him but he didn't care. Car stereos crankin as they drive by 24/7....ah the memories!

My duplex neighbor was very cool and their kids were great but the majority of the neighbors I would never have anything to do with out of choice.
Slums by the RR tracks are more to my liking. My neighbors here are previous acquiantances and most of us are well armed and look out for each other.
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