Published on August 2, 2004 By pseudosoldier In Work
I'm not allowed to wear it backwards any more. Neither is SPC Blue Eyes (once she gets one).

As a protest to this (and to the other uniforming "standards" recently implaced), I'm going to wear my Gortex jacket everywhere *except* in the super-air-conditioned work area. So, bleh.

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on Aug 03, 2004
Thats a very odd protest unless you are going for the B.O. factor?
on Aug 03, 2004
1. If I were going for the BO factor, I wouldn't've just showered after PT. I was soaking wet after just 2 miles this morning.
2. SFC Spadde already said something to me yesterday about the Gortex while I was in the building, heading towards the back room. "Aren't you hot?" "Not in here."

Perhaps I won't be able to pull it off if I need to smoke bad cigars to relieve tension. But I have no other ideas for protest...
on Aug 03, 2004
You tell em', tiger.
on Aug 03, 2004
I have no idea what you're trying to protest or why... I guess this is a geographical thing (you have to be there), but if the goretex thing doesn't work out, you could try wearing your brown t-shirt backwards. I know this isn't as visilbe as a hat or jacket, but it's one of those things that WILL drive some people (TEDs) up the wall. I've been doing it almost my entire career and it's fun to see people actually struggle with the decision to correct me. Some people have tried very tactfully to point out that it's backwards (I guess in an attempt point it out without actually correcting me) and I blow right through them with a 'yeah, I know!' Only once did someone actually force me to turn it around the right way and that felt weird. Like wearing ankle socks with jungle boots.
on Aug 03, 2004
You know, the one guy I knew who wore his backwards was a TED-in-training (back in VT AROTC). His shirt collars got stretched out, and the backs of the necks are better reinforced, so they wouldn't stretch as much.
on Aug 03, 2004
I went around over this one with the powers that be and, guess what? I was told i was a KP and No, no elitism or some such bs. It may be the new butterbar but I think it is barbie and Spadde. Morale is for wusses!
on Aug 03, 2004

I think it is barbie and Spadde

Barbie is my guess. Esprit de Corps sucks ass too.

on Aug 03, 2004
Who the hell is Barbie???

And Chip- Yeah. I am one of those ones that will go insane at the sight of a fucked up uniform. My blood pressure goes up, I begin to sweat a lot and I go and shine my boots and press my shirts and uniforms just to make sure that I AM NOT fucked up. I hate having an assed-up uniform. (Go ahead and say something, sweetie....I know you want to.)
on Aug 03, 2004
Barbie wasn't the first one to say something to me about it, though. The day before the announcement Mr. Seersucker Treefrog said that he thought it was unprofessional. (This is the same guy who brought an unclear civilain spouse (not his) through a good 12 feet of "no-no space" before he announced it to everyone. My first thought was, "We have a female contractor?") He also thought that I said "Alpha Wolf," so... He's not the sharpest spoon in the bunch. (And I don't like him.)

Say, I just realized that Mr. "Sounds like a good ice cream store" might read this.

Meh.
on Aug 03, 2004
meh...

SFC Spadde can go stick it up his ass.

If something this trivial bothers him, I hope he gets in a wreck next week.
on Aug 03, 2004
I am one of those ones that will go insane at the sight of a fucked up uniform


I'm actually very much the same. A hat (beret or softcap) worn backwards would probably drive me crazy. My brain is pretty hardwired that way. I actually have tried to find out about the other services' uniform policiesso I can helpfully police them up, too. But the t-shirt thing is OK, in my mind. I always tear out the tags, so they never stick out. I don't have the problem with neck lines stretching out. But the neckline does sit higher on the throat and in the field, that's less camo that you have to put on. I don't think there's anything specific about it in 670-1 but that's really just an assumption (based on the fact that we were taught to do it in Basic Training by our DS). The CSM that made me turn my shirt around that one time was just being anal and I didn't really argue the point, because there was no talking to this one. The next day, I went right back to wearing it my way.
on Aug 04, 2004
And I thought I was having a bad day. Argh, its things like this that make me hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.

For ya'll who are unawares, we have this hat with our unit name on it. Now we also have this competition among the linguists, and the winner, the Alpha Golf, has traditionally been allowed the honor of wearing this unit hat backwards. Its such a small thing that means so much... Argh. ARGH. How about before you ever answer a question of his, say, "My feelings on the matter are I hate you. Regardless, due to my oath to the United States I must answer; Yes, Sergeant."

I have my hat over here. When we start TSCIF guard next week I'll wear it in rememberance.
on Aug 04, 2004
For ya'll who are unawares, we have this hat with our unit name on it. Now we also have this competition among the linguists, and the winner, the Alpha Golf, has traditionally been allowed the honor of wearing this unit hat backwards


AHA, now that makes sense. Not being in the unit, I had no idea of the nature of the backwards hat. Sounds like some negative nancy is raining all over the unit's parade (and shitting on the unit's morale) in this case. That's completely different than having a dicked up uniform. This is similar to a situation we had in Korea. We had ball caps made with the unit name, a flag, our motto, nickname, etc... We were allowed to wear them with our flightsuits on the flight line for a while but then that was taken away from us. We could still wear them on the aircraft, cause the pilots didn't care, but no more where we would be visible. This later moved on to our turtle necks. We got to wear them because it was so cold on the aircraft during flight. But those got taken away, too, by our CSM - CSM Cotton Hill. greywar should know who I'm talking about.

Thanks Talisein for clearing matters up.
on Aug 04, 2004

greywar should know who I'm talking about.

yes, and fuck that guy.

on Aug 04, 2004
Sounds like some negative nancy is raining all over the unit's parade (and shitting on the unit's morale) in this case.


You would have to dig the unit's morale out of the bottom of the outhouse in order to shit on it any more than it already is, but they're trying their damndest.
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