Severe sunburn on back of neck (multiple days of sun exposure)
Aches through upper body (multiple days of wearing flak vest and helmet, ruck march with 55lb ruck)
Severe sunburn on back of hands and fingers (multiple days of sun exposure)
3 inch bruise, left thigh (actually got that one in the preparatory training on Monday, but it hasn't faded)
Very minor cactus stab wounds inside ankles
Blister, right heel (cropped up before the ruck march, actually)
Minor heat rash in various places (some very uncomfortable)
I'm sleep-deprived and dehydrated.
The biggest casualty is my weekend, however.